STUPID LAWS
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Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Utah: Birds have the right of way on all highways.
Vermont:Whistling underwater is illegal
Washington: People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool
California: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Florida: You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Iowa: Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Maryland: It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Michigan: Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Mississippi: It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
SEX LAWS
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In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Utah adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth


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